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Article #141: Islamic Woman Nabbed For Wearing Belt Made Of Live Crocodiles

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Some news stories are so funny there's screaming and panicking when they heard,"
little to do except present them for any a spokeswoman for the European observers
of our readers who haven't chanced upon who run the crossing explained. When
them. Here's one that demonstrates female things calmed down, she said, "everybody
Islamic dress can get even more was admiring a woman who is able to tie
frightening than it already is. crocodiles to her body."
It seems that guards at a crossing at the The woman, it turns out, was attempting
Rafah terminal in southern Gaza noticed to smuggle the reptiles out of Egypt to
that a Moslem woman appeared, despite her sell them to the small zoo in Gaza or to
veiled face and loose robe, "strangely anybody else who might be interested in
fat." They mustered the courage to owning a pet croc.
approach the oddly shaped lass, despite As you might guess, in that
the possibility that she might be male-dominated and sadly regressive part
outfitted with an unusually robust of the world, the woman confessed that
suicide belt. she "was asked" to transport the
Propriety being observed to a fault, lest crocodiles. The reptilian items would be
some inadvertence lead to stoning or worth "good money" in Gaza, up to about
another alarming throwback, a female $500.
guard was entrusted to examine the woman At least, the guys who trusted her with
- and discovered, to her dismay, that her job had the foresight to tie the jaws of
examinee was actually wearing a belt made her cargo of crocs shut.
up of three live crocodiles, each about The errant animals were returned to the
20 inches long. Egyptian side, no doubt much to the
The incident sparked panic at the disappointment of the lady who was
crossing. "The policewoman screamed and smuggling them and the men who outfitted
ran out of the room, and then women began her.






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