Creek on Fire

One would think it impossible to set a creek on fire.about 25 gallons of the stuff left in Uncle Smack's
But that was only a minor challenge for Cousinshop.Try as we might, we couldn't find a gas
Charley.Regular readers of this column have metchamber big enough to accommodate so large a
Charley before as a disrupter of church revivals andcharge. Charley, genius that he was, settled on a
perpetrator of floods.There is yet another escapadegiant blaze.After Uncle Smack had closed his smithy
which must be recorded lest historians doubt thefor the day, Charley pried off a couple of boards and
veracity of a tale oft told in the Boot Heel ofwrestled the half-full drum of carbide outside. We
Missouri, the land of my childhood.Charley was aloaded it on my coaster wagon and hauled the cargo
natural-born hell raiser -- acknowledged leader of, anddown back alleys to the edge of town where Jimson
inspiration for, stripling relatives.Our Uncle Smack, aCreek flowed lazily.Charley poked a hole into the
blacksmith famous for his perpetual motion machine,carbide container with a hatchet then shoved the
had a nearly-full 50-gallon canister of carbide. He hadoverturned can with his foot. Slowly at first, then
shoved it into a corner when compressed acetylenewith gathering momentum, the barrel lumbered into
became available for welding.Previously, he had tothe water. A loud hiss and swirling bubbles told us the
manufacture his own torch gas with carbide andcarbide was converting to gas."Stand back!" Charley
water in a hand-assembled tank. It was a riskywarned. "This is going to be a hum-dinger!This was
process that made Smack nervous.When Cousinunnecessary advice because we compatriots in crime
Charley discovered he could snitch a handful ofhad already advanced to the rear a considerable
carbide through a loose board in the shop wall, hedistance.Casually, Charley lit a match to an oily rag he
thought he had discovered the mother lode.Carbide ishad brought along for the occasion, and tossed it
fascinating stuff. When mixed with water it emitstoward the water bubbling and hissing
acetylene gas that burns with a hot, bright flame.Itmerrily.FOOMP!The explosion wasn't as loud as the
also makes a dandy explosive when captured in acannon had been, but it generated enough pressure
flimsy container or when ignited in quantity. At oneto rattle the windows of nearby houses.It didn't take
time it was widely used for car headlights, miners'long for a crowd to gather. All marveled at the
lamps and ceremonial cannons. Carbide Bombsphenomenon of Jimson Creek aflame."What in Nell is
Charley's interest, of course, lay in its sensationalit?" exclaimed Mr. Ocher, first to arrive."I can't
properties.He soon taught his younger followers howimagine," replied Charley with a well- feigned, puzzled
to construct marvelous, noisy, bombs. Theyexpression on his face.Fire Brigade Pretty soon, the
consisted of lard cans, a cup of water, and avolunteer fire brigade raced up with its all-purpose
teaspoon of carbide in a Bull Durham sack.For thehand-operated pumper, tanker, and ladder wagon.
modern generation, it should be explained that BullThe firemen stood around for several minutes
Durham was a popular smoking tobacco once upon awondering what to do.How do you quench a burning
time.It was sold in little cotton sacks with a yellowcreek of water?It was the consensus of those
drawstring and a packet of cigarette papers pastedassembled that a well of natural gas had erupted.
to the side. The combination cost only a nickel.That made Mr. Ocher, owner of the adjacent land,
Big-time smokers rolled their own "coffin nails."Emptybug eyed.Mr. Galworthy, a shrewd businessman who
Bull Durham sacks were never carelessly tossedrecognized opportunity when it came knocking,
away after the original contents went up in smoke.offered his opinion of the blaze. "Just an isolated
They had many secondary uses.Boys kept marbles,pocket of natural gas, Ocher, but I'll give you $50 for
coins, lucky charms, and other small treasures inmineral rights -- on the off chance.""Not on your
them.Girls prized them for keeping jacks, hop-scotchtin-type," sputtered Mr. Ocher - visions of royalties
markers and shards of broken china for make-believeturning his brain into jelly.Fire Chief Vainey scratched
tea parties.Adults had more uses for Bull Durhamhis head for awhile then allowed as how the brigade
bags than can be catalogued.Lard cans, likewise, weremight as well do what it knew best -- squirt water
never discarded. They were ubiquitous storageon fire.The firemen sprayed the column of flame for
containers because of their wide snap-on lids.Charley'sabout 10 minutes, but with out effect."Boys," said
carbide bomb was elegantly simple. A teaspoon full ofChief Vainey after a bit, "we look pretty silly
carbide in a Bull Durham sack - suspended by itsthrowing water on burning water. Let it burn."No one
string above a cupful of water in the lard can.To setseemed to wonder why Uncle Smack stood around
off the device, one had only to push it over with awith a big grin on his face -- occasionally laughing out
stick -- a 10-footer was the favored length. If youloud. He knew the smell of acetylene and its
were more daring you could run past the loaded canattraction for Charley.The flame withered and died in
and kick it over.The sudden creation of gas blew offa few more minutes. With it went Mr. Ocher's
the can lid with a loud bang.We created a goodlydreams of wealth.Charley was happy, though, and
amount of excitement the night we helped Charleycould be heard murmuring to himself, "Wonder where
pour three cups of carbide into the town's old CivilI can get some more carbide?"Lindsey Williams is a
War Cannon, stuff the barrel with rags and stonesSun columnist who can be contacted at:Website: with
then pour water down the touch-hole. Charley'sseveral hundred of Lin's Editorial & At Large articles
Masterpiece Charley's masterpiece, however, waswritten over 40 years.Also featured in its entirety is
setting Jimson Creek on fire.Once the cannon caperLin's groundbreaking book "Boldly Onward," that
had paled, Charley decided to dispose of thecritically analyzes and develops theories about the
remaining carbide in one grand gesture. There wasoriginal Spanish explorers of America.