| The Beatles released a song called Fool on the Hill in | | | | the new wave of Phoenix UFO sightings during 2006. |
| the late 1960s. Music journalists at that time said that | | | | III. Maybe They Came To See The Sears Tower? |
| the British rock group wrote the song after being | | | | On November 7, 2006, a disc shaped UFO hovered |
| disillusioned by the shaman of a religious sect. The | | | | above O'Hare International Airport near Chicago. It |
| Fab Four traveled all the way to India to meet a man | | | | was seen by a number of people and photographed. |
| they were told was very spiritual, hoping he had the | | | | Despite the fact that some of the witnesses were |
| answers to what they were religiously seeking. | | | | pilots and others were airport personnel that would |
| Instead, they found a cult leader that isolated himself | | | | tend to know the difference between a UFO and |
| from the world while enjoying the fruits of his female | | | | incoming or outgoing conventional aircrafts, the event |
| followers. It was alleged that he tried to proposition | | | | was barely mentioned by the local media. Even some |
| one or more of the female members of their | | | | in the UFO research community took weeks to |
| entourage which included wives and girl friends. | | | | report the information they received about to |
| The Fool on the Hill seems to envision a person with | | | | anyone outside of a disinterested press. |
| access to everything that sees nothing. What he | | | | Over the past seven months since the O'Hare |
| does see, he doesn't bother to try and understand. | | | | incident, a series of alleged 'computer malfunctions' |
| Have we become the fools on the hill when it comes | | | | have occurred at airports all over the USA. These |
| to what is happening around us? I think many of us | | | | technical problems were sometimes accompanied by |
| have and that's what the government counts on to | | | | very odd weather conditions. During May and June of |
| keep information from us that they deem as too | | | | 2007, things really picked up with computer outages |
| sensitive for public consumption. That may be the | | | | affecting major airports in Chicago, Atlanta, New |
| real explanation for a series of bizarre events that | | | | York City, Newark, Boston, Pittsburgh, Denver, Los |
| have occurred over the decade. These events may | | | | Angeles and other places. |
| involve Alien life forms. | | | | On June 8, 2007, the FAA reported that the huge |
| I. It All Began With the 1997 Phoenix Sightings | | | | number of flight delays, cancellations and other |
| Things started to get strange in 1997 when | | | | problems that occurred on that particular date were |
| unexplained lights and a huge triangle craft appeared | | | | due to a software malfunction in their computers |
| over Phoenix, Arizona. Despite photos, video and | | | | located near Atlanta, Georgia. However, if that were |
| competent witnesses, the amazing events were | | | | true, why has the situation continued and gotten |
| explained away as military flares and everyone | | | | worse long after those problems were fixed? The |
| bought that lackluster explanation. Local politicians | | | | weird weather continues and now Airlines report that |
| seemed unconcerned about the lights and tended to | | | | their computers all seem to be malfunctioning as well. |
| ignore or censure others that were. Despite putting | | | | IV. When in Doubt, Blame the Terrorists and the |
| out the SPACE PEOPLE GO HOME sign, the Phoenix | | | | Weather |
| area received a whole new set of visits during the | | | | Although they are still ignoring the weird weather and |
| summer of 2006. | | | | any UFO reports that come their way, even the |
| Once again strange lights began to dance in the skies | | | | major news gathering organizations are tiring of the |
| over the Phoenix area. Just like before, the media all | | | | 'computer glitch' explanation for what's been |
| but ignored any explanations except those offered | | | | happening at most of the airports. While they |
| by the military. Politicians again balked at the idea of | | | | consider themselves too credible to blame or even |
| alien spacecrafts flying over their heads, with one | | | | consider Aliens or a government cover-up of UFO |
| important exception. Fife Symington, the man who | | | | activity for all this, I guess they are |
| was Arizona Governor when the original Phoenix | | | | conspiratorial-minded enough to consider holding |
| Lights event occurred in 1997, admitted that he took | | | | terrorists responsible. However, the experts disagree. |
| the entire thing too lightly and had seen a huge | | | | Non-government terrorism experts that help protect |
| triangular UFO himself at that time. | | | | large corporations from cyber attacks say that the |
| II. Couldn't They Just Have Left a Message on | | | | Terrorist explanation doesn't wash. They point out |
| Clinton's Voice Mail? | | | | that it's always been easy to spot the signs of a |
| Sometimes I wonder if Aliens watch the TV signals | | | | cyber attack, but harder to track down those |
| we end up beaming into space or patch into the | | | | carrying it out. None of the usual cyber attack |
| internet and for a quick read of the latest news from | | | | warning signs exist in the case of the airport or airline |
| Earth? If so, they would have to come to the | | | | computers. In the words of one cyber attack expert |
| conclusion that there is no intelligent life here, | | | | appearing on Fox News, "The terrorists want to kill |
| especially when politicians make self-serving | | | | us, not make our flights arrive an hour late. And then |
| statements about them. I imagine that at least some | | | | there is that strange weather. |
| Aliens might not have been amused if they saw him | | | | I recently received several emails from a UFO |
| speak on TV or were able to read the comments | | | | Researcher named Steve Tobias. He provided me |
| made by former U.S. President Bill Clinton in 1995 | | | | with some very interesting information after reading |
| (according to an article written by Carlton Stower | | | | my article about the unusual coincidences of June 8, |
| that appeared on the Dallas Morning News website): | | | | 2007. In that article for the International UFO Society |
| "It was a snow-covered December in 1995 when | | | | Newsletter, I pointed out that it seemed bizarre how |
| President Bill Clinton, visiting Northern Ireland in | | | | the primary news gathering organizations managed to |
| support of the country's new and fragile peace | | | | spend an entire day following Paris Hilton around with |
| process, spoke to a large gathering that had arrived | | | | cameras and helicopters when almost all the east |
| for a Christmas tree lighting ceremony. The president | | | | coast airports had been brought to a stand still by |
| opted to dismiss politics and keep the mood of his | | | | computer problems and bizarre weather conditions. |
| speech light. At one point, he drew laughter as he | | | | Tobias sent me some Weather Channel Maps which |
| referred to a letter he'd recently received from a 13- | | | | appear to show unusual objects being tracked a few |
| year-old boy in Belfast. "Ryan," the president said, "in | | | | hundred miles off the coast of New England. The |
| case you're out there, here is your answer: No. As | | | | objects appeared in conjunction with some very |
| far as I know, no spaceship crashed at Roswell, New | | | | unusual weather conditions and the alleged computer |
| Mexico, in 1947. And if the Air Force recovered any | | | | problems that virtually shut down airports. Other |
| extraterrestrial bodies, they did not tell me." | | | | maps show the same thing happening in other parts |
| Perhaps the Aliens had the last laugh and their | | | | of the USA. |
| answer to such dribble came in the form of the | | | | When it comes to looking at all this, I have tried to |
| Phoenix Lights and subsequent sightings that | | | | exist in a mental No Man's Land between the |
| occurred nationwide for years afterward. If so, they | | | | Galactically Stupid and the Completely Conspiratorial. |
| wasted a lot of gas to get here and should have just | | | | This allows me to retain some journalistic credibility, |
| called President Clinton or left a voice mail message | | | | investigative objectivity and attempt to explain the |
| for him. Because just as the 1997 Phoenix sightings | | | | unexplained in the most reasonable way possible. But |
| were dismissed out of hand, the ensuing UFO events | | | | like the old saying goes, "If it looks like a duck and |
| were largely ignored with claims of computer | | | | quacks like a duck, it's a duck." If it looks like a Dodo |
| enhanced photographic trickery and video fakery | | | | bird and sounds like a bad impression of Rush |
| becoming the newest and most popular tools in the | | | | Limbaugh, it's a local News Reporter or television |
| Skeptics Toolbox. It stayed that way until just after | | | | Station Manager. |